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Landover Baptist

A fictional religion based on false hope and lies. Takes advantage of the unknowing and relies on bashing all other religions in the effort to promote the agenda of making money and building its cult.

"Followers" of this religion get high on bashing, are hypocrites and hide their hatred towards others with fake "God Bless" notes.

Do not believe their lies, do not donate, do not follow.
I saw the Landover Baptist member spitting on a Jew and suck the finger of Chris Harper, all on the same street corner.
by M_M_L_J April 16, 2010
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landmine

the thinner version of a grenade . a grenade but fairly thin
Paulie:Yo Ron is hookin up with landmines and grenades tonight

Mike: Word bro those are some major landmines
by YounqMoney July 30, 2010
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Landon

This short little bitch can be a pain in the neck. Literally, because he's willing to fight someone bigger than him, only to get ghosted by them. He's always looking for a chance to look tough and needs attention to survive. He can be a seemingly nice person when you get to know him for the first couple of days, then becomes a backstabbing little shit. This miniature Asian child uses gay as an insult, if you call him gay back jokingly he says, "Yay, I'm happy." LIKE THIS DICKHEAD KNOWS WHAT FORM OF GAY WE'RE USING. He backs into great roasts, then gets butt hurt about it. He's probably mastered the arts of the keyboard warrior on Roblox or Minecraft, something like that.
Landon: YOU SUCK
Me: YOU SWALLOW
Landon: SHUT UP!
Me: *Laughing with friends about roast*
Landon: SQUARE UP AND FIGHT ME
Me: *Still laughing*
Landon: *Crawls on floor with depression*
by Dr. Jean GUACAMOLE June 5, 2019
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Landon

OH NO! look its a landon!" "RUN!
by Fagface douche nigger August 15, 2011
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landon

my boo my bae or someone other girls need to stay away from and the hottest guy ever!!!
i love my landon
by leah the goat March 21, 2019
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landmine

Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)
"watch out for the landmine at the top of the page."
by Anarchist October 17, 2003
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landon

a private school in maryland:
landon is full of self-pride and arrogance. most guys who go there are extremely cocky and of course athletic. landon almost never accepts kids who they don't think are going to be kings of the world. landon is basically an athletic school, but they also have cheated on their SATs in the past.
even the staff and teachers are arrogant and competative: landon once beat a team 9-0 in lacrosse, and literally posted the score on their website as 12-0 that is just unnecessary. landon has amazing athletics, that much is true. but most of them need to learn to be gentlemen. they have been improving, but still are jerks a lot of the time. THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE.
by mbfgw May 15, 2005
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