Barted Lag
Barted Lag by Calzatran Cozotten September 26, 2003
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stupidity lag
you are traveling for work and you decide to surf for porn at the hotel and then later after a 45 minute stupidity lag you realize you are still VPN'd into the office network.
stupidity lag by jeremy jackson March 29, 2008
Wank Lag
A South West London term used to describe the feeling of exhaustion after an intense masturbation session.
'What did you get up to last night?'
'Spent the evening on the sofa watching TV 'cos I had a severe case of Wank Lag after being on Red Tube too long!'
'Spent the evening on the sofa watching TV 'cos I had a severe case of Wank Lag after being on Red Tube too long!'
Wank Lag by Duke of Earlsfield December 29, 2009
Coffee Lag
The duration between the first sip of coffee and the body's reaction to caffeine. Generally, the speaker forces actions/words to come out faster than neural transmission without the aid of a catalyst (i.e., caffeine).
Though applicable throughout the workday, coffee lag is especially perilous during the early hours, such as the morning commute, team meetings, and pseudo-serious conversations about life.
Symptoms include rambling speech, awkward gestures, and grand delusions of vacation (often resembles daydreaming). Note: coffee lag in an attractive person can be misdiagnosed as a hot mess.
Though applicable throughout the workday, coffee lag is especially perilous during the early hours, such as the morning commute, team meetings, and pseudo-serious conversations about life.
Symptoms include rambling speech, awkward gestures, and grand delusions of vacation (often resembles daydreaming). Note: coffee lag in an attractive person can be misdiagnosed as a hot mess.
Bob: "...and-when-I-go-to-desk-I-make-copies-of-things-where-I-think-that-we-need-to-see-more-of-each-other-and-I-know-you-like-me-but-I'm-still-working-and-need-more-time-to-get-these-forms-back-to-you..."
Jane: "So what I think what you're saying is that you need a deadline extension...?"
Bob: (sips coffee)
Jane: "I'll just come back after your coffee lag wears off."
Jane: "So what I think what you're saying is that you need a deadline extension...?"
Bob: (sips coffee)
Jane: "I'll just come back after your coffee lag wears off."
Coffee Lag by TexicanAg01 December 8, 2010
Phone Lag
The amount of EXTRA time that disappears into the ether at a red-to-green light or the ADDITIONAL time shit-canned while moving forward in any line, primarily due to those obliviously lost starring into their phone.
Boss- You seem to be later than usual this morning?
You- Yea, left 15 mins early, but I experienced some serious Phone Lag during my commute, it's getting impossible to pre-determine these days.
You at Wally-Mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)
Your friend: You better get in line, what are are you waiting for?
You: I'm trying to calculate the Phone Lag we're about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of Millennials???
You- Yea, left 15 mins early, but I experienced some serious Phone Lag during my commute, it's getting impossible to pre-determine these days.
You at Wally-Mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)
Your friend: You better get in line, what are are you waiting for?
You: I'm trying to calculate the Phone Lag we're about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of Millennials???
get lag
The disturbing feeling of disorientation you have when you move between worlds of people that "get it" and those who think pretty much the same way they did 20 years ago.