ab lobster

The ab lobster is a creature found in Jersey clubs, constantly pointing to his abs which are exposed by his unbuttoned black shirt. The abs are airbrushed for more definition. Avoids harsh lighting that washes out his defintion. If photographed in his natural environment, the ab lobster will give a blank stare with pouty lips. Has no respect for lines. Waits for no one. Can quickly turn on his friends when a blond, tanned, girl with a high and tight ass is seen. Calls dibs on everything. Listens to Lady Ga ga at the gym. Crybates during the day. Claims to have best abs on the east coast. Cousins with the LA Doosh.

I saw this ab lobster in the men's room arguing over the cologne with the bathroom attendant. He took the cool water and used it all on his abs and fly. Then claimed he was the inspiration for Slater on saved by the bell.

by ronward April 21, 2009

hobby lobby

A gathering where participants partake in the most extreme sexual kinks.

I got out of that swingers party before it turned into a hobby lobby, scat and needle play just isn't my thing.

by rem-death June 30, 2014

lobjob

A sensual handjob featuring red oven mitts, often augmented by the stimulating aroma of seafood and shame.

"I hear Fred Lobster is giving some hot lobjobs in the Long John Silvers' restroom"

by Ace20x6 January 3, 2009

Lobbin

The action of bouncing up and down repeatedly.

That bitch was lobbin on my dick.

by seb.thepleb June 5, 2017

Lobster Crotch

(1)A person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only assume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) Of or relating to an ass+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.

"Oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch".

"This pizza smells like lobster crotch".

by Da12 February 5, 2009

lobke

Lobke is one of the most wonderful girls you'll ever meet. Lobke is caring, loving, hilarious and above all really beautiful. Her inner beauty is even bigger than her beautiful looks. You are very lucky if you have Lobke in your life. Lobke is a girl to whom you could tell literaly anything, and Lobke won't judge you. Lobke would only try to help you because Lobke is such a sweet person.

Wow, I'll never forget the day that I met Lobke.

by Wobke February 10, 2014

Speaking cod lobby

Speaking cod lobby is basically just yelling at other people saying the n word/fucker/bitch/stupid ass hoe

Bro someone in public was speaking cod lobby he was a bitch

by Bread gang December 5, 2020