Go commit listen to WAP

The ultimate insult or threat

You should go commit listen to wap

by LittenKitten March 15, 2022

Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do

Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently

by pollipol March 23, 2022

Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.

John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”

by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021

Listenable

When your brain gives out and you think of the word tolerable.

I have learned the my voice is finally... um... listenable. Yeah.

by Alexander Hamton September 23, 2021

October 2nd listen to your boyfriend day

Listen to your boyfriend day

Rule no saying 'no'

October 2nd Listen to your boyfriend day
P.1: Shut up! Its October 2nd
P.2: *Silent*

by 𝘋𝘢𝘺𝘴 October 1, 2021

Listen

A thing people won't do when you have glasses

Guy with glasses: STOP!!! I'M NOT BLIND!!! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
Guy without glasses: How do you see?

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 14, 2021

Listening

Something a Enraged girlfriend can't do

Person: "OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!"
You: "Listen I wa-"
Person: "NO YOU LISTEN TO ME WHY WOULD YOU FUCK MY DAD THINKING IT WAS ME"
You: "Are you even listening to me?"

by YoCheeseJesus June 24, 2021