lacrosse ball

The first ever weapon of mass-destruction. Used as a catalyst for winning lacrosse games, but when it's not tearing through the corners of a goal, can be a terribly destructive force that can break bones. Made out of pure rubber.

Little Tommy didn't know that when he threw his lacrosse ball, that it would fly out of his stick and smash a Ferrari, a window, then a lamp, next a television set, and then finally a man's femur.

by Rollencoaster April 20, 2014

lacking in november

When you participate in the Internet trend of "No Nut November" but you have attempted to masturbate and have been caught by a friend or relative.

Jack: Dude my dad caught me lacking in November yesterday!
Brian: smh.

by Jay Cunt December 13, 2017

LaChapelling

The act of inserting the penis in the trachea hole of a tracheotomy patient.

Last night I was LaChapelling my wife and came in her trachea hole.

When I don't want to listen to my wife I give her a good LaChapelling

by StarFox6699 November 14, 2019

Lackametholepsy

The art of falling out due to the lack of methamphetamines or, being off ones Wagon, one too many

A man over there leaning up against the post suffering from lackametholepsy

by DawnNichole#1* November 18, 2019

lacreme angels

Short for crème de la crème.

Also a non profit.
THIS is the actual phrase defined by: top of the line, best of the best, above all; highest quality

Rolex is the lacreme angels of watches

by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020

Angus Lachlan Small

Angus Lachlan Small is a word that can be widely used in many ways. An extremely handsome man that strives for as much of the female genitalia as possible. He is a hero we have but do not deserve. He is so chunky yet so simple and has girls get lost in his gaze on the regular. Angus Lachlan Small may attract many humans of the female sex but has a crave for men. Angus Lachlan Small has an addiction to sniffing people and can be very serious and most common in southern Alabama. Angus Lachlan Small tends to sniff his grandpa as he is busy beating his grandma.

1: Dude you were getting around at that party last night, you were basically an Angus Lachlan Small.
2: Why are you sniffing me? i think you should go to rehab you definitely have Angus Lachlan Small.
3: Oi last night all the girls wanted you but you went for the men you cheeky Angus Lachlan Small.

by ANGUS_SMALLISHOT October 23, 2018

Lacra

The lowest of the low. Good for nothing. Also see shady,bum,suspect,sheisty.

Look at that guy trying to take advantage of that little girl, that is lacra.

by edy15 April 30, 2005