L.B.T.P

To have a long ball sack but sadly a tiny pp hence:
long
ballsack
tiny
pp

hector:"Hey fernando did you see that we pantsed austin and he had a L.B.T.P"

by HectorDude March 7, 2010

P.I.L.F.

Poppa I'd Like to Fuck, could also be used as D.I.L.F. or F.I.L.F. (Daddy or Father, respectively).

I was damn sexy before, but now that my baby was born I'm a P.I.L.F.

by Gr8Ralphy4u October 22, 2006

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

Short for the term, "Best Friend For As Long As Humanly Possible." Also known as a flope.

"Holy crack-head of a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P."

by Scrub November 11, 2003

P.O.L.O

Playas Only Live Once

It true P.o.l.o

by KingTTW2 April 16, 2010

L.I.M.P.

A female P.i.m.p who is able to control men at her own will

Ally is a L.I.M.P., and is able to fuck all the younger guys

by tobascofox January 21, 2009

V.P.I.L.F.

vice president I'd like to fuck.
Similar to a milf but a vice president

Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin might be the first V.P.I.L.F.! she is better than a M.I.L.F!

by stenmeister November 6, 2008

P.I.L.F.

President I'd Like To Fuck. Should Hillary win, it will be the first time in our nations history that (straight) men will be able to use this phrase PILF in regard to our commander in chief. This is revolutionary.

Hillary's looking good today in her business casual skirt. She sure is a P.I.L.F.

by Corey Feldman January 5, 2008