the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. “god who?” - kyle spanish 2019
Alex: yo jacob.
Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.
jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.
Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.
jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.
by blexbharette March 25, 2019
A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.
by CertifiedWeebTrash July 22, 2019
by Dad is that you June 3, 2019
person 1: yo you see Kyle yet?
person 2: yahhh he shattered his hand from punching his concrete wall but some how managing to break it.
person 2: yahhh he shattered his hand from punching his concrete wall but some how managing to break it.
by Kennedi Huff December 31, 2020
they kyled all night long.
by kyle grant June 14, 2008
Someone who is known for doing random shit for no reason. He also likes video games. He loves getting money and hoes. He is someone who gets caught for plagiarizing and getting drunk all the time. He loves to use phrases from TV shows such as "pussy bitch".
"I was such a Kyle last night.
by accuratedefintions69 September 16, 2014