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Kiwi

Its a harry styles song on the HS1 album

and its flipping amazing I know it by heart
mom: what fruits do you want

me: kiwis, please

my mom: why and arent you allergic

me: because SHE WORKED HER WAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT SUCH A PRETTY FACE ON A PRETTY NECK....
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the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.
Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again
by Fergs kiwi fruit September 2, 2017
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Kiwi bundle

Kiwi bundle - When 2 or more niggas bang a white girl and they put their balls in her bootyhole.
“Man, last night was so crazy, we pulled a kiwi bundle on that bitch!"
by niXAN4U April 19, 2020
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Kiwi Sagon

Kiwi Sagon is a name for a bitch.
Kainoa: I’m really a kiwi Sagon...
by FatPanda67 October 21, 2020
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Kiwi Beast

This is a mid plant that scares volcanic jay
“Post kiwi beast to scare volcanic Jay.”
by MyMom6969 March 1, 2023
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Eating kiwi

Eating kiwi is when you eat a juicy pussy that isn't completely shaved
Yeah I was eating kiwi the other night while I was at her place
by Eaterrrrr February 18, 2024
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Kiwi

A crush, someone you’re interested in romantically
I have a kiwi on Matthew!
I’m never gonna get over this kiwi
My kiwi will never like me!
by diamonditsl August 15, 2023
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