Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005

kitten cannon

A popular internet game in which a poor defenseless kitten is blasted out of a cannon. It proceeds to bounce along the ground, picking up speed from bombs, explosives, and trampolines, and being stopped by sharp metal spikes and venus flytraps. After the bloodied kitten comes to a stop, your distance is recorded. Very addicting game of pure luck.

-Dude, are you playin kitten cannon?
-Yeah man.
-Me too, i just got 2500 feet!

by vtg5 October 23, 2006

Boo Kitten

A term of endearment for close friends

I am so happy that I have spent all week with my boo kittens at work!!!

by $GK$ August 4, 2007

UwU kitten

UwU kittens are the sexiest ppl to live. If you find one, dont play with its feelings because it will BARK BARK BARK at you.

Dang mywife is a UwU kitten, i willnever leave her broken harted😍

by Erpxsv February 28, 2022

Smitten Kitten

A feeling close to love for someone, without having actually fallen in love.

I am such a smitten kitten

by eejit101 June 1, 2011

E-Kitten

E-Kitten is a discord e girl who will obey you have e-seggs and yeah

My E-Kitten is cute

by H9ppy August 31, 2022

Having Kittens

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.

1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"

by Splashers May 14, 2009