Kirby

An extreme sad boi. A kirby doesn’t know how to interact with humans so instead he sends stupid memes to hide this fact. His pockets are always empty but some how always has weed. Maybe if he spent as much time on his finsta as he did at college he wouldn’t have dropped out.

Who is that guy at the end of the table not talking to anyone and laughing to himself, I bet he is a kirby

by Pizza hutt June 23, 2020

Kirby

Kirby; a boyman,guy,etc.. who is a bit less human than you, possibly. He mAY or mAY nOT be a bit obsessed with anime...He can act emo at times. If you have him, take him, and run. Do not forget to water, your kirby. buy a large cage just in case. If you ever end up dating a kirby, make sure he actually loves u back cuz...you never know. If you're lucky enough, you can see his angelic face in the sun(not). There is a devil hidden inside somewhere and doesn't really give a fuck about anything. The existence of a kirby is nearly very rare. Take care of your kirby.

wats ur name?

kirby.

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ok

ok.

by erikapowpow March 14, 2019

Drew Kirby

Absolute sped. Very tall and skinny but despite his lanky stature, he is very good at sports. Typically baseball but sometime basketball. A major flirt even though he is such an ugly fuck. Every girl despises him but he just keeps trying.
Basically a fucking parasite to the human existence. Fuck this kid

Person 1-Did you have sexy with Drew Kirby?
Person 2-Yes, his peepee was small

by adjhafljgefpiusf March 29, 2019

Kirby

Definition for a stupid prick from New York.
Has a dumb fucking accent you can’t understand.
Laughs at the end of his own jokes for 30 seconds plus.
Shaves his mustache with a nail clipper.

Used to be on a race team.

That guy over there really is a Kirby.

by LarryGianttits March 8, 2023

Kirbyed

An action that involves being completely ate from any other thing that can eat you in a single bite.

He got kirbyed by that crocodile, he is a failure.

by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023

Kirbying

When you inhale a titty in your mouth as far as possible and then you slowly let it out of your mouth.

Bob was kirbying Alice’s titties. Alice did not enjoy it however Bob did.

by woolaawoo December 21, 2023

Kirby

When clapping her hard from behind and her wig falls off and you put it on while continuing to hit it.

Oh girl's wig fell off last night and I had to pull a kirby.

by Macdoe September 27, 2021