Kiddy Fiddler

Some one who plays with kids while playing the fiddle

do da dum do da dum do da dum

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

kiddiespeak

The language the average 12-year-old uses when writing. Typified by misspelling of even the easiest of words and the alternating of lower case and capital letters that give people of normal intelligence a frigging headache when trying to read. What dumb fucking idiot invented this? They should be burned alive. May also be related to wigger.

"hEy Al My HoMeZ sEe HoW cOoL i ThInK i Am BeCuZ i KnO hOw To RiGhT lIkE tHiS? AnD eVeN tHoU eVeRy CoMpUtEr On ErTh HaS a SpEl ChEk I wOnT uSe It BeCaSe I cAnT bE bOtHeRd. ThE fAcT tHaT a NiNeDy YeAr OlD mExIcAn HoRe CaN sPeLl BeTtEr ThAn Me DoEzNt BoThEr Me At AlL bEcUz LiTeRaSeY iS oVeR rAdEd."

by Socks December 18, 2003

kidding you not

just kidding

Dude; i saw an alien at the beach, like...kidding you not man!

by Jimena Lynn Blanco January 25, 2009

kidded

To get gotten, to bamboozle

Just got kidded so hard when the boss called and said, "I need you to come into work right now."

She kidded you so hard when she wouldn't let you touch her butt.

Work called, you're kidded again.

Called work back and said, "sorry i've had too many beerzzzz i cant come in." Kidded the s*%t out of them.

by bigf06kingboys April 21, 2017

lol just kidding

Usually used when people aren't actually kidding but probably should be.

Awe man your mom's so hot I wanna tongue-punch her fart-box... Lol just kidding.

by Definerbater November 18, 2013

Kidding on the Square

I can see how you might think Al Franken had coined the expression if you had never heard it before, but it was an expression my mother when I was growing up -- and she died in 1984.

When Al picked up the tab for dinner he joked about me being a tightwad; I felt bad because I figured he was probably kidding on the square.

by PaulDee March 24, 2004

Kiddling

Licking someones face when they were least expecting it.

For example at a party person A is talking to Person B when all of a sudden person C comes along from behind and Kiddles person A without warning. This is termed Kiddling.

by FirstChoice101 January 26, 2009