by Bonzi_buddy September 27, 2022

Oblivious to upcoming disaster. Waiting around seemingly unaware that nothing can go right where you are now.
“You may not think it at the time, but you’d be sitting on a powder keg if you drove home any way but sober.”
by rabiescat November 25, 2023

The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.
I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.
by CoachDB October 28, 2011

A variation of kankles (Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.) only Kegs are void of ankles or calves, they are simply BIG OL' LEGS attached to the feet.
by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

by TheDcommander September 15, 2015

by Notaginge2662628 September 29, 2025
