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weak keyboard

That new Avril Lavigne joint is straight weak keyboard.
by manoli December 9, 2008
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Qwerty Keyboard

A keyboard that that goes "q w e r t y u i o p"

"a s d f g h j k l"

"z x c v b n m"
wasd is made for a qwerty keyboard
by SiebenPhi July 16, 2015
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QWERTY Keyboard

When you jack-off your choad by lightly tapping it with your fingers. Giving the illusion that you are using a QWERTY keyboard (as if texting).
Austin- Yo i be qwertyin my shit
Andrew- You get a new phone?
Austin- Naw mane, i just really like playing with my choad. like a qwerty keyboard
Andrew- Fa sho. Mane.
by SEAFLOORIUM November 8, 2009
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keyboard solider

One who likes to start fights on the internet, but wouldnt do anything in real life, most of the time they are miles away and you will never ever meet them
Noob1234: Dude stfu before i kick your ass, im gonna come over and hit you with a sledge hammer.

normalperson001: just chill dude, stop being a keyboard solider, im in florida, you live in cali.
by Dragcamaro February 28, 2009
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qwertz keyboard

°^1!2"3§4$5%6&7/8(9)0=ß?´`qwertzuiopüÜ+*asdfghjklöÖäÄ#'yxcvbnm,;.:-_
that's it
yeah
that's basically a qwertz keyboard
ok here have some ACTUAL things about it
y is replaced by z and vice versa
ENG DE English (United States) German keyboard.
you will be confused when typing ascii characters and stuff, such as trying to find and
yeah uh that about it uhhhhhh
by literally just a bicycle September 7, 2021
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keyboard spam

Something usually used when the person is excited or upset.
keyboard spam examplesExample 1, excited: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THE UPCOMING CONCERT BF^UYFVHVF&UYTB&IUR ^ROUN&^BTU#V^WFBWRO GEY Example 2, upset: OMFG YOU'RE A FUCKING HACKER YOU FUCKING BITCH ZYOZu DESERVE TO DIE IN A DITCH YOU FUCKING CAMPER IFUE V*YEuyj JYNO EYugnE B&UYI ENYI fiubygj ne8YU WY@B&IWN YWiuy bustayh I*ufhw n&HuyiSN bfyweabSIbf e
by haha funni internet man September 1, 2022
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Keyboard Philanthropist

A Facebook or Twitter (or similar online media) user who invests a huge 5-minute effort into saving the world via link-sharing and hardcore online chat.

Much like the keyboard warrior, the keyboard philanthropist has no genuine intentions whatsoever (though he/she may become overtly aggressive or enthusiastic if engaged), and is always best approached with a healthy amount of sarcasm, a Neil deGrasse Tyson Reaction meme or a taser.
Person 1: OMG guys that Kony guy is such a dickweed!!! Help me save Uganda by clicking 'like' or 'share' =)!

Person 2: Watch out Kony, you're dealing with a keyboard philanthropist over here...
by Beargrid September 12, 2012
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