Arse-keg

The act of opening the anal cavity to allow a group of 10+ strangers to urinate, deficate & ejaculate into the ‘arse keg’. The ‘arse keg brew’ is then allowed 10 minutes to settle, before being serving to the group of participating strangers to sip and enjoy through a straw.
“Hey have you seen Daisy?”
“Yeah, she’s in the corner being the Arse-Keg’”
Or

“Hey, are you down to party tonight?!?”

“Damn right, I wouldn’t miss an arse keg party!”
by ArseGerbil December 19, 2017
mugGet the Arse-kegmug.

Kegging

Kegging is a sexual action involving stuffing an alcoholic beverage or bottle into one’s asshole so the pouring end faces outwards. The person can now be used as a human keg to pour drinks for everyone.
Pelham was telling me he wanted to try kegging with his girlfriend, I don’t know it seems kind of gross.
by Alreet0011011 March 11, 2025
mugGet the Keggingmug.

Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017
mugGet the Keg-Standmug.

Kegs

Word used by 'commoners' to describe pants/trousers
'Alan what you making all racket for?'
'I'm trying to find some kegs to wear'
by TheDcommander September 15, 2015
mugGet the Kegsmug.

Kegs

A friend or colleague that’s usually of a darker tone.
Damn, it was so dark last night, i couldn’t see kegs.
by Notaginge2662628 September 29, 2025
mugGet the Kegsmug.

On a powder keg

Oblivious to upcoming disaster. Waiting around seemingly unaware that nothing can go right where you are now.
“You may not think it at the time, but you’d be sitting on a powder keg if you drove home any way but sober.”
by rabiescat November 25, 2023
mugGet the On a powder kegmug.

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