Kitten Juggling

To be very high after having consumed a vast quantity of illegal controlled substances.

Susan and Tarquin are both totally mashed off their monkey bonces!! Are they juggling kittens again??

by Rod Hull June 12, 2003

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A cock juggling thunder cunt. Known from around the wolrd from the movie South Park. It is a great and funny insult. Also used with the word fuckin.

Alex: You are a bitch.

Steven: No im not!

Alex: Im sorry i'll take that back.....you are fuckin cock juggling thunder cunt!!!

Steven: I am not.....(starts crying)

Alex: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Alexs5150 January 12, 2009

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A female that is THE biggest bitch you have ever met. She's also a whore. A very nasty one. Usually a good idea to stay away from this person

Mike: dude, did you hear about stacy? she gave blowjobs to 10 dudes while bitch-slapping her boyfriend!!

Alex: No way!!

Mike: i know, she's a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by Iamnotusingmyrealname July 10, 2012

Tongue Juggling

When you’re hungry AF, salivary glands going crazier than a hood ho on crack, waiting for food that’s busing cooking on the BBQ or in the oven, cannot wait any longer and needs tah taste test them sweet-ass tidbits immediately. By this time the food’s about done but minutes seem like hours away so you reach in and pinch your prime sample and pop it in your mouth. This is where the act of tongue juggling kicks in, it’s an art form and not for the faint-hearted. This involves delicately juggling the piece of food around on your tongue so as not to burn this insides of your mouth. This is usually accompanied by some form of circular breathing to help regulate the food’s temperature so it can feel like you’re playing a mah-fuggin invisible didgeridoo. Once mastered it can be to your detriment though as when it comes time to dish up your meal there ain’t much left.

Letisha: "Damn gurl, them chicken wings done yet!?"
Shaquandra: "They should be ready in like 5 minutes, let me go check."
Shaquandra: "Dah-actual-faq! where dem chickens wings at, someone been tongue juggling them bitches!"
Letisha: "Jamal!!!! you been tongue juggling our food?? imma whoop yo ass boy!"

by Samurai_DBN September 17, 2016

jagging

To excessively stroke one's penis until there is smegma around the penis.

Leewong couldn't bakadong last night so he end up jagging.

by Leewong May 2, 2006

Juggin

The act of being a juggernaut; or partaking in juggernaut-like activities.

1) I got one a tha most best offenses in fantasy football history. My team straight juggin on deez niggahs.

2) I can start juggin after my killstreak hits 15.

by Brad Gluckman October 31, 2019

cock juggling thunder cunt

A man or woman who has lard all over their thunder thighs.

Julia did not have a boyfriend because she was a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by Boobah. July 14, 2006