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the chosen juan

The perfect person to help you with a job.
I needed to find the chosen Juan to help me finish sealing the deck, so I checked Home Depot and Craigslist.
by stripeypajamas March 8, 2017
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Juan Doe

An unknown Mexican, usually in reference to a deceased person or an unidentified suspect of Mexican heritage.
They're looking for a Juan Doe in connection with the bank robbery.

They found a Juan Doe floating face down in the river.
by JJ Kracker August 28, 2012
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Juan Antonio

Juan Antonio is most the Spanish name of that boy you are totally obsessed with. He’s tan with curly dark hair, beautiful deep brown eyes, and the best heart of them all. He’s honest above all things and tells you exactly how he feels cause he knows it’s always best to be honest first. He’s loyal and would never stray from your side once he calls you a close friend. He may seem quiet and hard to get to know but once you talk to him he opens up and if even in touch with his emotional side. If you a fortunate enough to be Juan Antonio’s girl he’ll love you like no one else, do anything for you, is soft as can be, an is absolute husband material.
Girl:OMG did you see Juan Antonio today he’s so attractive but seems so intimidating.
Girl 2: I heard him and Jade are dating and he seems so soft for her.
Girl:No way!
by JuicyWEMONADE April 7, 2020
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Juan Dixon

The most outstanding, most decorated players to ever grace the floor of Cole Field House.

Also see University of Maryland God

Foul him so he can show you his 91% free throw shooting ability

Also allow him room on the three point line so he can make it rain
I don't wanna be like mike and I am not Tiger Woods. I want Juan Dixon in mouth
by boobooboo1 March 30, 2010
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Bill Juan

A thinly veiled code for the phrase "build one", meaning to roll and smoke a spliff.

Normally a suggestion that it might be that time.
Yo homie is Bill around?

Have you seen my associate Mr. Juan today? First name: Bill?

I think I should win the Carlos Bill Juan prize for being a fucking ledge.
by BillJuan July 7, 2010
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Juan Logic

When someone doesn't understand a Jake Joke
Person 1: I just found the only rhythm game you can beat me in
Person 2: Another*
Person 1: What do you mean another?
Person 2: Cmon man don't act like you have Juan Logic
by Megabotx7 November 11, 2018
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Juan Marco

If you ever encounter a Juan Marco, please proceed with caution. He is let alone the most attractive/sexiest male you will ever lay your eyes on. He’s too sexy for his shirt, that it hurts.
Dear god i wish I was Juan Marco
by strigoisam October 15, 2021
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