Joy Vacuum

Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes

fuck Steve the useless cunt, he's a total joy vacuum

by Fuckujv November 13, 2019

Alyma Joy

Alyma (pronounced Ah-lee-ma) is the name of my baby girl. It means, "A heart that sings and dances." It is a variation of Arabic and Hebrew and further means, "skilled in music and dancing; sea maiden." Her daddy is the Titan King so don't mess with her if you value life!

She was born on the Big Island of Hawaii and every time she smiles, she reminds you that no matter how badly you may be tortured and harassed by perverted thoughts and desires that seek to rob your righteous soul, you will get the last laugh knowing they go eternally mute in the sight of her face. She is the fulfillment of a prophetic promise of hope, justice and freedom, a true "Selah" (like her real mother).

Thank you Christ for this wonderful inspiration, the beauty of your divine rebuke and the secrets of your sovereignty.

"Alyma Joy" righteousness, peace and joy in the Holy Spirit

by The Real Mr. A-Z May 5, 2014

joy explosion

Slang term for ejaculation or orgasm.

The sound of the couples' simultaneous joy explosions woke everyone in the neighboring motel rooms.

by kerouac_komplex March 28, 2011

zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.

Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'

by Anonymous_222 August 18, 2006

pulling a joy

Making someone laugh to a point that makes them snort like crazy

people keep pulling a joy on me that I snort like crazy

by Jennifer chaluoh November 27, 2016

Emily-Joy

An actually good girl. The one that goes to church and goes to school. She's beautiful and doesn't know it.

She's an Emily-Joy

by Moglistory December 19, 2016

The Joy Behar

The pseudo sexual act of having a hobo's soiled underwear, balled up and doused in kerosene placed in the mouth, a pillow cased zip cuffed over the head and around the neck, while have a horse shaped/sized dildo rammed in the ass.

That girl was so dirty, she wanted me to do The Joy Behar after and episode of The View!!!

by mexican love doll November 22, 2021