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Alyma Joy

Alyma (pronounced Ah-lee-ma) is the name of my baby girl. It means, "A heart that sings and dances." It is a variation of Arabic and Hebrew and further means, "skilled in music and dancing; sea maiden." Her daddy is the Titan King so don't mess with her if you value life!

She was born on the Big Island of Hawaii and every time she smiles, she reminds you that no matter how badly you may be tortured and harassed by perverted thoughts and desires that seek to rob your righteous soul, you will get the last laugh knowing they go eternally mute in the sight of her face. She is the fulfillment of a prophetic promise of hope, justice and freedom, a true "Selah" (like her real mother).

Thank you Christ for this wonderful inspiration, the beauty of your divine rebuke and the secrets of your sovereignty.
"Alyma Joy" righteousness, peace and joy in the Holy Spirit
by The Real Mr. A-Z May 5, 2014
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Joy Vacuum

Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes
fuck Steve the useless cunt, he's a total joy vacuum
by Fuckujv November 13, 2019
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zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.
Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'
by Anonymous_222 August 18, 2006
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Joy punch

When you are so excited, that you can't help but punching things around you i.e. the air, a person, a chair, etc.
Lane: "I got so excited, I couldn't help but joy punch."
by Lex_1337 August 17, 2017
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Pureness and Joy

A pure cinnamon roll too pire for this world.
Andrew is the definition of pureness and joy
by Treehuggersupreme October 7, 2017
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Pure Joy

The unshakable confidence that nothing can break you
by PJ Mckracken January 16, 2022
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Emily-Joy

An actually good girl. The one that goes to church and goes to school. She's beautiful and doesn't know it.
She's an Emily-Joy
by Moglistory December 19, 2016
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