Josh

"Josh"

The literal urban definition: S.A.L.V.A.T.I.O.N. Joshua, from the Hebrew meaning YAHWEH.

The proper possesive pronoun use according to The Modern Language Association: "His music was signed to their record label."

Babe # 1: Josh is an annoying kid! His music scores sucks ass!!!

Babe # 2: That fucker...just want's to fuck around!

Babe # 3: Simple, get rid of his ass.

by SuperGirl007 January 9, 2014

josh

an absolute ass wipe where he won't shut up about his overwatch wins and is a cringe god.

wow he is a josh

by fhill swift September 20, 2018

josh

a guy who has an ego the size of an elephant and thinks so much of himself it is honestly tiring. constantly flirting with girls yet underneath all that he is probably scared of worms and cries over losing a game on his xbox.

girl1: omg omg omg this guy just flirted with me!
girl2: bet it was Josh

by Hello, September 16, 2020

Josh

The gayest fag that you know... he will most definetly take cock and balls in the ass. He will bend over for you in a moments notice. Josh loved penis.

I am gay, my name is Josh

by Handler 21 May 19, 2018

Josh

Someone who looks like they smell bad

that "josh" over there really looks like someone who could use some deoderant

by Scroatty McBoogerballs October 20, 2011

Josh

A fat bastard who usually can't touch or see his toes

What a fucking josh or the Kung fu panda was a bit of a josh

by Seallover67 November 14, 2016

Josh

A weasel like person who will always put his own sexual needs above the needs of others, regardless of friendship status. Often associated with the 'Watson affect'; in which one will fancy the same girl as one of their friends has just started dating.

"he pulled a josh on me and screwed me over big time" & "looking at these three people we can clearly see the Watson affect in action, with one of the males chasing the others' woman".

by AbCdEf November 23, 2013