Jonathan

He is being such a Jonathan
by Jonathan Sucks October 26, 2018
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Jonathan Espinosa better known as huge mandingo. He won the Guinness records for pulling the most hoes. He was the first known pimp in world history. He first started he pimping at 5 he pays a girl $5 to give him his first kiss, which prompts Jonathan to start his own "kissing company" and eventually becomes a pimp. He then develops bottom bitches which our he's hoes which are the ones that get the money for him known as the Jovi's and Brandon's. He's main bitches are called Humberto's.. The humberto's are usually the scarecrow looking ones but its what lewers in the Jovi's or brandon's known as the hoes.
that nigga pulled 7 hoes in one night that nigga pulled a straight jonathan.
by jonathan1111111111 October 18, 2010
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Jonathan

Dominican male.
Not as cool as Bianca.
Very noob.
Beware.
I sure wish I wasn't so Jonathan at this video game.
by taimaishoo August 03, 2011
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A big-eared deadbeat Dad that has a tendency to beat on little kids and their mother, and in his spare time enjoys jerking off into his dirty socks. The skinny loser still lives with his parents in the same small town that he grew up in and is a clepto as well as a pathalogical liar.
I hung out with Jonathan the other nite and he got shitfaced after riding around in his purple van all night then after we got home he asked me to stick some little white hook up his ass! wtf?

Man, what a fag!
by LUDA85 July 01, 2009
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The gayest guy in the world will suck your dick for free. He is also very stupid can't speak English.
Look at that guy sucking a dick , he must be a Jonathan
by Cuz2ill April 15, 2018
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quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs
by jorgesucks123 April 13, 2018
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Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.
My god, that guy is such a Jonathan!!
by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019
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