jaggy jobby

When your feces is prickly during expulsion from your anal passage

"oh my shit that was a jaggy jobby. Ma arse is rid raw"

by lcjms December 30, 2007

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Jonny Depp

Like Orlando Bloom, Mr. Depp is over-rated, and looks good in eye-liner. Although his acting is supurb, and he is a mighty hot beast, people take their love for him, WAY TOO FAR!

This chick wrote a book about raping Jonny Depp, how sick!

by Krista April 6, 2005

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Jobbyslipper

A father’s slipper or shoe that has been filled up with one of his offsprings faeces.

Father – “Aw naw wee Mike has been at it again Sandra, he has just Jobbyslippered my shoes!!!”

Sandra- That’s one Jobbyslipper to many for me, he is either getting grounded or his pocket money docked, Kid’s these days and their jobbyslippering, I just don’t know."

by AldoHarris October 27, 2007

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Jonny Purvis

The combination of Jonny, which simply means condom, and Purvis meaning pervert, it is a person that perverses over people, but does use a condom. This is quite a new era of perverts, but is a step up from the original non-condom using perverts.

That lad has just gone and done a Jonny Purvis, that girl didn't see what was coming!

by Fatkins Diet February 11, 2009

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Jonny Cash Tribute

A Jonny Cash Tribute is experienced the morning after excessive drinking and eating unusually hot food, usually laced with chilli etc. Involves long periods spent on the bog with red hot molten shite dripping out of your ring piece, leaving the sufferer with a 'Ring of Fire' i.e. stinging anus. Hence a tribute to Jonny Cash

"Christ I spent an hour on the bog this morning doing a Jonny Cash Tribute after last nights vindaloo"

by Nicky J Liverpool February 25, 2009

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