by hazy freddie August 23, 2011
Get the hazy janes mug.Legend tells of diabolical creatures spawned from ancient times. These menacing organisms birthed from the depths of the black swap and terrorized north-western Ohio for centuries. However, in 1910 the Bowling Green State University was founded and constructed over the black swap destroying their natural habitat. The demon like creatures hunt students from the bushes at night, scaring their pants off in a vengeful rage. Stories are told of only one man who knows the secrets of the black swap, a one
Paul. J. Olscamp. Yet, the legend ends with him allegedly locking himself away in the archives so nobody may learn of the secrets.
Paul. J. Olscamp. Yet, the legend ends with him allegedly locking himself away in the archives so nobody may learn of the secrets.
"Hey, did you hear lars totally got gnar'd by those jumping jahosafats brotendo?"
"Wha? Im too stoked up on that latenight-sunrise and these beeroids to give a chest fly about shit."
"Wha? Im too stoked up on that latenight-sunrise and these beeroids to give a chest fly about shit."
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An extremely evil woman. She will usually have long, dark,curly hair. She is extremely attractive, but beware the spider's web! Janis has multiple STD's
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Get the janks mug.Only the most darn delectable Pizza available on Earth. The chips drenched in mayonnaise are pretty okay too. It's Mama Janes. I'm offended I've had to define this, quite frankly. You're hungry, what do you do? You eat. But where do you eat? MAMA JANES. It's simple.. it's common sense, you just wanna eat that pizza forever. It's like some kind of JOKE that these people DARE make food so desirable that I and my poor friends become putty in their chip-fat soaked hands whenever an ounce of hunger strikes.
It's like 1 2 and 3!
A to the B to the C!
MAMA J FOR ME!
They hold the key!
Let's part-ee!
Order now and you will see!
Mama Janes is worth the fee!
Whickee whickee!
... Bumble bee!
It's like 1 2 and 3!
A to the B to the C!
MAMA J FOR ME!
They hold the key!
Let's part-ee!
Order now and you will see!
Mama Janes is worth the fee!
Whickee whickee!
... Bumble bee!
Scenario 1
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "I was thinking the same thing...."
Scenario 2
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "Mate.. I had one earlier!"
Person A: "Oh.. nevermind th.."
Person B: "Oh no, I'll have another, obviously!"
Person A: "You're my best mate."
Scenario 3
Person A: "MAMA.."
Person B: "JANES!!!"
Scenario 4
Person A: "OM NOM NOM NOM NON NOOOMM"
Person B: "... OM NOM NOM NOM OM NOMS NOM NOM OM NOOOM!"
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "I was thinking the same thing...."
Scenario 2
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "Mate.. I had one earlier!"
Person A: "Oh.. nevermind th.."
Person B: "Oh no, I'll have another, obviously!"
Person A: "You're my best mate."
Scenario 3
Person A: "MAMA.."
Person B: "JANES!!!"
Scenario 4
Person A: "OM NOM NOM NOM NON NOOOMM"
Person B: "... OM NOM NOM NOM OM NOMS NOM NOM OM NOOOM!"
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