The act of sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis. Squishy jamming is often very embarrassing and extremely frustrating. A not uncommon side effect of heavy alcohol abuse.
by Dr. Porkenstein October 25, 2010
Get the squishy jammug. A euphemism for oral sex when the girl swallows after giving head. "Biscuits" refers to the act of fellatio, "jam" refers to semen.
Guy: Hey babe, wanna head back to my place for biscuits and jam?
(Later that day)
Guy: That's the fifth time you've blown me today. I think I'm in love.
Girl: I always have too many biscuits just to taste your lovely jam.
(Later that day)
Guy: That's the fifth time you've blown me today. I think I'm in love.
Girl: I always have too many biscuits just to taste your lovely jam.
by C0REfromUDchat March 30, 2010
Get the biscuits and jammug. by LaLoka August 12, 2004
Get the My Jammug. The Jam Boy was first introduced as early as the 1800s when the British Empire occupied India. When the British gentry went to play golf, they would have two men, the caddy and a Jam Boy.
The Jam Boys sole purpose was to keep the mosquitoes away from the golfer. To do this, the Jam Boy would cover himself in Jam to attract the mosquitoes away from the players. When the game was over the Jam Boy got to keep the jam he was wearing to take home to his family.
The Jam Boys sole purpose was to keep the mosquitoes away from the golfer. To do this, the Jam Boy would cover himself in Jam to attract the mosquitoes away from the players. When the game was over the Jam Boy got to keep the jam he was wearing to take home to his family.
by Rick Terror November 18, 2006
Get the Jam Boymug. by alunnegiy July 17, 2018
Get the peach jammug. by nunya October 17, 2004
Get the jammed upmug. A party held during seasonal times, like Christmas, that involves heavy drinking, sex, and of course it's not a party unless there are drugs. Usuallly held be teenagers who know nothing but how to get completely shit faced.
You know you've been to a Jingle Jam, no example is needed, but then again you probably don't remember it, so here it goes.. It's that magical party held once a year by your tweaker friend as a way to get all those hot chicks to his house so he can legally mouth rape them with mistletoe. Remember, he told everyone to bring there own weed cuz he got tired of having to split it with everyone, but still ended up using most of everyon else's weed. Later on he ended up having a three-way with your sister and your girlfriend. Good times.. Good times...
by Xero _ Manifest December 14, 2010
Get the Jingle Jammug.