Jacob

A large fanboy of sonic and who loves to play as girl pixels.

You like sonic? LOL your such a jacob.

"Man that girl raped in a 1vs1."
"That's not a girl that's a jacob"

by DeezNutsNigga November 27, 2011

jacob

Some tall white kid who thinks he is black just because his dad is part african yet jacob is white as fuck always skips class because he is too coward to learn and he is gonna fail yr 8 trolololololololoolol

fuck you jacob go fail yr 8

by random guy3990304 December 1, 2016

jacob

weird guy who was punched in the face BY justin beiber. now lives under a rock with a man named rick who, coincidentally, is not weird at all. go figure.

who's that guy?

oh, him? that's jacob.

is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?

the very same.

ha. sucks to be him.

by applesoft July 12, 2011

jacob

the worst fucking person you will ever meat all he will do is rip your heart out and stomp on it all he dose is play you

I fucking hate you jacob!!!!!!!!

by cass13123 October 21, 2016

Jacob

Twat

Hey, you see that fat ol' jacob on that one chick
OH HELL NAH THAT SHIT NASTY

by 1290579302918503 June 28, 2014

Jacob

A guy that usually gets into fights and wins

Often has anger issues

Loves sports

Smartass

Silent when around people he doesn’t know

Gets over girls but it sometimes takes a few months

Guy 1: Hey where Jacob

Guy 2: probably in a fight

Guy 3: that or being a smartass

by Ice cube doc dre November 8, 2017

jacob

a dumb faggot who sits in his room all day eating pringles and playing minecraft. typically found wearing the same fucking hoodie everyday and bragging about his goldfish cock. most women avoid him because they’re afraid his terrifying hair, which looks like an 80 year olds pubic hair, will steal their virginity.

wow, look at jacob.
yeah he’s a FATASS, he’s probably going to die of diabetes when he’s 20.
whatever

by NOT FATASS May 8, 2018