Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.
The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.
Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.
Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
by HHHHHHHHHIIIIIII February 06, 2018
Driver:" this guy in front of me is being a real jimmy jackass"
passenger:" ya i know he is swerving all over the road and doing like 35 WTF man!"
passenger:" ya i know he is swerving all over the road and doing like 35 WTF man!"
by The Pi Guy17 January 28, 2011
by Atmosphere_Gongtu June 29, 2018
I was getting ready to take this chick home when Tom came up and started talking his stupid shit. She was turned off by him and left. He is the condorcet jackass.
originally developed for voter theory to have the one and only winner in economic theory. In this case, it is the one and only jackass
originally developed for voter theory to have the one and only winner in economic theory. In this case, it is the one and only jackass
by AARDVARKS June 05, 2007
by Leeks February 08, 2022
Being A Total And Complete Jackass, having very ignorant ways ,a very stink attitude and not afraid to speak the truth!
If you know what good for you ,you will leave me alone because I does suffer with servers Jackassity ‼️‼️
by Realhotgirl22 February 24, 2022