Jorge Michael

The fetus that lives in a Jar of the 2nd floor Science Laboratory of the institution Sion. He did not lived enough to develop consciousness but he did lived enough to develop a micro-penis.
What profession do you think he would had been?.

(stranger) : ew! what is that groos thing over there?
(x) : thats Jorge Michael, you can also call it Yorch Maikol

by Sigys November 22, 2021

Jorge

Jorge is the person who always asks his friends to pay for him, but when it's time to payback he's nowhere to be found. He also ignores his friends for his girlfriend.

Hey, Jorge wanna pay me back? No

by NotRoger February 8, 2022

Jorge cano

A common basic nigga, he a bitch sometimes, gets no bitches nor hoes. Somehow got a girlfriend but is gonna get pegged in the near future.

Jorge cano likes to get pegged

Jorge cano tells Emily “pls spit on me”

by CountedBubble48 November 21, 2021

Flaming Jorge's

The result of eating spicy mexican food.

Dude, I ate at the mexican cantina yesterday, and now I have the Flaming Jorge's...

by Stonecartier August 25, 2011

BABABABABABABAB Jorge Guedes

When a colleague is making some shitty arguments about your creative idea and you started screaming this to show how dumb he/she is being.

BABABABABABABAB Jorge Guedes

by NotGuedes April 26, 2025

jorge logic

When a good friend will charge you for simple favors.

Can you help me install my TV, jorge?
"I need a tip to help you out."
Yup Jorge logic.

by Metal Kite March 19, 2020

A jorg

someone that talks so much to the point you want to kill yourself

Ah man stay away from him, he's a jorg

by Mc krep July 17, 2020