Joey

Slang term for a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, derived from the name of their prophet, Joseph Smith. See also, "pole-toucher".

"I'll have a whiskey double."
"Sorry, I can't serve that to you."
"Why not?"
"Because this is Utah, and the Joeys won't let me."

"Hey, do you want to go into that great and spacious building with me?"
"Sorry, dude, I'm totally a Joey."

"Excuse me sir, but why is your hand on that rod?"
"Because I'm a Joey."

by bortschuss May 1, 2007

Joey

Usually a boy's name, but occasionally an AWESOME girl's name. The female version would most likely be really hot and super talented. She would also be an expert in the ancient art of Druken Monkey Kung-fu. She would occasionally pass gas in public, but it is ok, she is Joey.

Guy: Dude, what's that smell?
Guy#2: I think that super hot girl just let one rip.
Guy: Really? You think so?
Guy#2: Yeah, but it's ok, she is Joey.

by thetruph April 12, 2011

Joey

1. A very unkind man
2. Normally tall

3. Gets very mad easily/ Will sometimes be named a drama queen
4. Just plain mean

Did you hear? He just TOLD her she was ugly.

Wow what a Joey!

by qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjk January 1, 2012

joey

a term for a dis-abled person.. taken from the british t.v program 'spaced'

'Get off me u joey!'

by Ben Dover6000 January 7, 2008

Joey

A really ugly, chubby kid. Dates ugly girls and never gets anywhere with them. Is usually obsessed with video game and does nothing but sit around and play them.

Man everyone hates Joey, all he does is play video games!

by George13245 December 5, 2010

Joey

The unsightly fat pouch-y area you grow just above your belt line.

Sadly- her Joey had exceeded all her previous expectations and fears.

by Kitty a go go February 14, 2015

Joey

A real faggot. Can be cool, but he can be such a headache!

"Hey, are you hanging with Joey."
"No, hes such a headache"

by xxdom35xx June 17, 2016