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Jens

A man so old people think he is retired 50 years ago. Makes more money than most people, but haven't used any of them
Since 1953 when he bought an ice cream for his wife.
Oh my fucking god, is that Jens walking over there??? I thought it was a dinosaur
by Old daddy May 13, 2017
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Jen’s Bush

A middle aged lady who lets her muff go. It will turn white and look like a small shrub tree!
I had some dirty dishes with dried food however lucky that I could use Jen’s Bush to clean them!
by SKacsir June 11, 2018
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Jenning

Just Jen being Jen.
Jen was doing her normal crazy thing over there, you know just Jenning.
by ChrisAndJen March 29, 2025
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jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel
"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"
by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022
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Shanice Jennings

A pick me who claims to be "proudly lesbian" or "Proudly Bisexual" when in reality Shanice Jennings only hangs out with dudes and no one else.
Lily: I'm a lesbian! I promise!
Ruby: Don't be a Shanice Jennings
by NULL_666 June 23, 2024
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Jen

Jen / Jenifer - but not Jenni or Jenny - that’s not my name!

She came from a land down under.

She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!

She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.

She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!

She’s Gigi’s Mum,

She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,

And likes a whine.

Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.

She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.

But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel

Hard to keep up with.

Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
Be more Jen, say goodbye with a glass of red.
by Fancyphanicpants July 13, 2022
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