A man so old people think he is retired 50 years ago. Makes more money than most people, but haven't used any of them
Since 1953 when he bought an ice cream for his wife.
Since 1953 when he bought an ice cream for his wife.
by Old daddy May 13, 2017

by SKacsir June 11, 2018

by ChrisAndJen March 29, 2025

by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022

A pick me who claims to be "proudly lesbian" or "Proudly Bisexual" when in reality Shanice Jennings only hangs out with dudes and no one else.
by NULL_666 June 23, 2024

Jen / Jenifer - but not Jenni or Jenny - that’s not my name!
She came from a land down under.
She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!
She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.
She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!
She’s Gigi’s Mum,
She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,
And likes a whine.
Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.
She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.
But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel
Hard to keep up with.
Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
She came from a land down under.
She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!
She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.
She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!
She’s Gigi’s Mum,
She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,
And likes a whine.
Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.
She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.
But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel
Hard to keep up with.
Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
by Fancyphanicpants July 13, 2022
