Jake

someone who is in

he's such a jake!

by lilbreadx October 25, 2019

Jake

Has extremely large penis. Way larger than people named Noah’s penises.

I hate Noah’s. I want a Jake!

by Jake>Noah October 12, 2019

Jake

A person that really looks like Gibby Gibson from Icarly.

“woah did you see Gibby?”
“Nah bro that’s jake.”

by urmomsb July 25, 2019

Jake

A an amazing person, who has the qualities that every perfect person has. He is smart, outgoing, VERY handsome, funny, super nice, cool, amazingly athletic, an an overall true hero. If you ever meet a Jake, enjoy him and don’t let him go. Jakes are some of the best men you will ever meet.

I enjoy Jakes!

by Benshoudl March 12, 2018

Jake

Put your sunglasses on! Cuz it's about to get HOT! Jake is a tall, relatively hunky, Australian teenage boy, he has brown hair and fair skin. He might be a bit of an arse by telling a 7th grader to "MOVE" out of a seat, but he is overall an amazing guy.
He may also have an older brother called Liam and a little sister called Isla. Most of the time he is hibernating in the common room.

M: OMG GUYS ITS JAKE!
H: GUYS! JuSt AcT NaTuRaL
L: OMG I JUST MADE STRAIGHT EYE CONTACT
F: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by eye contact is key May 28, 2019

Jake

The sexiest man you will ever see he also plays with this ginger neek whom is also a squeaker called quexey and is the boyfriend of the most handsome ritz

Jake your family tree is looking nice on my timeline!

by Ritzy Boi December 20, 2020

Jake

Jake a sweet boy with a devilish and determined dark side. He’s hot and dark but is truly wanting love and someone to hold. Find a Jake and hold on to him he may be distant at first but you’ve found keeper.

Damn I just love Jake.

by Rockstar864222 June 11, 2018