You: I wish those mexicans would quit nicking my stuff
Mate: What did they take this time?
You: My Horse
Mate: wow I didn't know u were a pimp! Can u hook me up?
You: no man, i said horse
Mate* disappointed*: Oh. What Jackasses
Mate: What did they take this time?
You: My Horse
Mate: wow I didn't know u were a pimp! Can u hook me up?
You: no man, i said horse
Mate* disappointed*: Oh. What Jackasses
by koonm@n July 23, 2010
Get the Jackassmug. by Varko February 27, 2021
Get the Jackassmug. 
Driver:" this guy in front of me is being a real jimmy jackass"
passenger:" ya i know he is swerving all over the road and doing like 35 WTF man!"
passenger:" ya i know he is swerving all over the road and doing like 35 WTF man!"
by The Pi Guy17 February 18, 2011
Get the jimmy jackassmug. Infinite the Jackass
verb, noun, proper noun, god help us all
1. A term used to describe someone who tries way too hard to be edgy, intimidating, or cool, often ending up just looking like a melodramatic theater kid.
2. The dark, brooding antagonist from Sonic Forces who wears a large ruby on his chest and has an even larger ego. Known for saying stuff like “Im not weak!” right after getting his ass kicked by a 3-foot-tall edgehog.
verb, noun, proper noun, god help us all
1. A term used to describe someone who tries way too hard to be edgy, intimidating, or cool, often ending up just looking like a melodramatic theater kid.
2. The dark, brooding antagonist from Sonic Forces who wears a large ruby on his chest and has an even larger ego. Known for saying stuff like “Im not weak!” right after getting his ass kicked by a 3-foot-tall edgehog.
"Bro, stop monologuing about your trauma and help me move this couch, youre being a real infinite the jackass right now."
“He changed his username to ✧𝕀ɴғɪɴɪᴛᴇ✧ on discord and told me id 'taste true despair.' Infinite the jackass behavior.”
“He changed his username to ✧𝕀ɴғɪɴɪᴛᴇ✧ on discord and told me id 'taste true despair.' Infinite the jackass behavior.”
by creechurr July 24, 2025
Get the Infinite the Jackassmug. I was getting ready to take this chick home when Tom came up and started talking his stupid shit. She was turned off by him and left. He is the condorcet jackass.
originally developed for voter theory to have the one and only winner in economic theory. In this case, it is the one and only jackass
originally developed for voter theory to have the one and only winner in economic theory. In this case, it is the one and only jackass
by AARDVARKS June 27, 2007
Get the Condorcet Jackassmug. One who forces their beliefs down ones throat and will do everything he can to discredit your argument.
See also: Progressive
See also: Progressive
Person 1: Man, that person is always talking about his beliefs, even when I already said I accept people for who they are. Who would do that?
Person 2: A Political Jackass
Person 2: A Political Jackass
by dr.cerealguy January 7, 2016
Get the political jackassmug.