A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.
In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.
In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.
Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!
by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner June 16, 2012
Get the Certified Jackass mug.Any person that adds a new definition to a word in urban dictionary that is the exact same as or is a close approximation of the definitions already there. This can also be a person that decides to give a thumbs up to the myriad un-original entries and definitions in UD while over-looking the genius creations of The Original Slim Bavis.
Slim: Yo, that guy is a complete jackass. He posted a definition of pink sock. The one right before it is the EXACT same.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.
by The Original Slim Bavis December 23, 2008
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(1) The democrat's candidate for president of the United States - John Kerry
(2) Someone that has alzheimers that can't remember what they said yesterday due to an opinion poll shift.
(3) Someone who can contradict himself in one sentence eg. "I voted for it before I voted against it"
See also John Kerry John F Kerry Democrat dimocrat democrap
(2) Someone that has alzheimers that can't remember what they said yesterday due to an opinion poll shift.
(3) Someone who can contradict himself in one sentence eg. "I voted for it before I voted against it"
See also John Kerry John F Kerry Democrat dimocrat democrap
by the waffletoday September 13, 2004
Get the Waffling Jackass mug.1. n. A place where there are Jackasses (the animal) or people who act like jackasses.
2. adj. Statements made by a jackass ,or person, which are untrue, and which the true facts are already known by the listeners.
3. v. The consistent act of being a jackass.
2. adj. Statements made by a jackass ,or person, which are untrue, and which the true facts are already known by the listeners.
3. v. The consistent act of being a jackass.
1. That party is full of jackasses, it's going to turn into a jackassery.
2. Hey, Will just try to tell me Beautiful is spelled with a V, what a jackassery.
3. Becky always does some stupid jackassery everytime she gets drunk!
2. Hey, Will just try to tell me Beautiful is spelled with a V, what a jackassery.
3. Becky always does some stupid jackassery everytime she gets drunk!
by El_Hombre September 18, 2008
Get the Jackassery mug.The act of doing Jackass-style stunts, because you can't think of anything new to do and want to make it big, you dipshit.
"Hey! Look at this internet site! It has cool stunt videos!"
"No, fuck that Jackass Ripoffery. I like original comedy."
"fuck you, Bam rules!"
"No, fuck that Jackass Ripoffery. I like original comedy."
"fuck you, Bam rules!"
by Peter Coffin February 28, 2004
Get the jackass ripoffery mug.Can be preformed while fucking doggy style, grabbing each hip tight enough to steer, and running you partner at full speed head first into the wall! Thus, performing the Jackass.
by rickydizzle March 11, 2008
Get the jackass mug.1) Kanye West as stated by President Obama off the record.
2) A person for what ever reason acting without common sense
3)The average middle class or poor Republican
2) A person for what ever reason acting without common sense
3)The average middle class or poor Republican
1) President Obama: He's a jackass.
2) Kanye West VMA 2009
3) Jackass Republican-Socialist! Human with common since- those greedy Republicans have convinced that jackass that if it's not capitalism gone wild it's "Socialist"
Note:not all Republicans are greedy some are just "jackasses"
2) Kanye West VMA 2009
3) Jackass Republican-Socialist! Human with common since- those greedy Republicans have convinced that jackass that if it's not capitalism gone wild it's "Socialist"
Note:not all Republicans are greedy some are just "jackasses"
by YOUlieNot September 16, 2009
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