A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
An Ivy butt is by far the best butt ever, no doubt about that. It is thick, soft, and everyone wishes they had it in multiple ways. It is rare that someone has an Ivy butt without being named Ivy. If a girl is named Ivy she definitely has an Ivy butt.
If you are with an Ivy you are very lucky!😏
If you are with an Ivy you are very lucky!😏
Guy1: dude do you see that girls but!?
Guy 2: yessss that is an Ivy right there bc that is an Ivy butt!
Guy1: should I go talk to her?
Guy2: naw there’s her boyfriend there (making out) he’s probably an Ethan.
Guy 2: yessss that is an Ivy right there bc that is an Ivy butt!
Guy1: should I go talk to her?
Guy2: naw there’s her boyfriend there (making out) he’s probably an Ethan.
by Ms. Thick October 29, 2020
An Ivy Butt is the best butt, no doubt about that. It’s thick, soft, and everyone either dreams they had it or wishes they had someone with an Ivy butt. It is rare if a girl not named Ivy has one. If you know a girl named Ivy then she definitely has an Ivy butt, she is what it was named after. So just know if you have an Ivy, your very lucky!😏
Guy 1: hey dude do you see that girls butt over there.
Guy 2: yessss that is known as an Ivy butt!
Guy 1:oh hells yes! Should I go talk to her?
Guy 2: naw there’s her boyfriend now he’s probably an Ethan.
Guy 2: yessss that is known as an Ivy butt!
Guy 1:oh hells yes! Should I go talk to her?
Guy 2: naw there’s her boyfriend now he’s probably an Ethan.
by Ms. Thick October 29, 2020
Toxyl_The_God — 25/10/2021 09:59
Ivyrunner
🍞 toast
@Ivy
@Ivy
Ivy — 25/10/2021 10:00
What the fuck are you saying
Toxyl_The_God — 25/10/2021 10:00
Toast
Ivyrunner pov
🚋
🕜
🌥
Ivyrunner
🍞 toast
@Ivy
@Ivy
Ivy — 25/10/2021 10:00
What the fuck are you saying
Toxyl_The_God — 25/10/2021 10:00
Toast
Ivyrunner pov
🚋
🕜
🌥
Toxyl: Ivyrunner toast
by karderseafood February 02, 2025
The most beautiful girl in the world, she's sweet, kind and funny. The funniest and prettiest girl in the world, she probably has a small circle everyone wishes they were a part of and a bunch of admirers who love her.
by Loverboy43 November 17, 2022
a silly, silly goose. she’s obsessed with spider-man and roblox and animal jam and is kinda funny cool ig. she also has a stalker we dont talk about that.
by lemmanade 😹 April 18, 2022
An incredibly gorgeous and stunning person, just wow look at them. Ivys can be very blunt about their feelings but that is good cause passive-aggressiveness is not a good trait. ivy will always look out for you (even if you dont think you need to be looked out for) and are always there to be a shoulder to cry on. they are trustworthy and reliable.
jack "I dont like ivy, they are weird!"
Any decent person: "you are wrong, they are awesome and you should be ashamed."
Any decent person: "you are wrong, they are awesome and you should be ashamed."
by sonicwithflipflops September 08, 2021