Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
by Coox1e May 16, 2025
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Bitch nigga itis

Joe has diarrhea, and keeps pooping his pants. Sounds like he’s got the bitch nigga itis
by Big_Dick_Johnson_69 July 31, 2021
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Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.
Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.
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Nat-one-itis

The ability to have the worst luck for any given situation, or doing something and having the most negative of reactions
You are in the middle of a divorce, your dog needs surgery, and your car just got stolen? You really do have Nat-one-itis!
by Archangel3297 May 18, 2025
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relation-itis

The act of being so socially awkward and inexperienced when trying to enter a relationship; bad/awkward flirting; you fucktards who can’t talk to girls/boys without messing up somehow and making shit weird
I think Jim is having a case of relation-itis, why is that? Well he’s never dated before....

Bruh she ghosted me after three days, do I have relation-itis?
by SuperGlimpses (Dic)tionary February 09, 2018
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American-itis

American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.
"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."
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Mark-itis

Mark-itis is Lando, Pat, Nate.
by Nando11 September 26, 2022
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