Simian Simple

So easy a monkey could do it.

This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.

Aw, these instructions don't tell me half of what I need to know in order to do them. I need something simian simple.

by Barfor the Green June 29, 2023

simple silence

A stillness in time, space, and even mind.

"i'm so tired i just want to sit in simple silence."

by winter.criez January 31, 2023

Simple slut

Along the same lines as a basic bitch but way more slutty..

"Omg max, i cant believe your dating such a simple slut!"

by anonymous April 16, 2022

Simple hard

A simple hard is something that is simple that you find hard.

That book was a simple hard

by Helloiamsmart February 19, 2020

Soup Simple

When a person is laughing and being silly about everything. Usually due to lack of sleep.

Oh my gosh, he's being so soup simple right now! Maybe he needs a nap.

by Another account December 28, 2021

simple solutions

A book that is a supposed learning tool, but is comprised of anything but simple problems. Normally results in: The losing of hair, suicidal thoughts or actions, and the destruction of one's property around them.

Um... What happened to your house?

I had the kids doing their simple solutions homework.

Ohh.

by LUCKYLAGAPPLE January 15, 2018

Simple Ginger

A ginger living a normal life with nothing special happening in his life.

Emanuel had a job, a wofe, two kids and then died. He was a simple ginger.

by Gatewae May 11, 2022