slippery indonesian

When a guy and girl are broken up but they still fuck and don't tell anyone about it and it's awkward afterword.

Gerry and sugar tits are broken up but I think they're pulling the ole slippery Indonesian.

by Honestmike May 9, 2014

Selactose intolerance

A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream

Selective lactose intolerance

Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese

PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?

Patient: yeah

PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)

Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks

PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance

by Ohionurse August 29, 2017

Lackjoke intolerance

There’s these things yeah, called jokes, their purpose is basically amusement, but some people are allergic to the jokes, and they have this allergic reaction called “taking things too seriously” and so they miss out on all the fun, it’s a shame really, to be lackjoke intolerant 😞

Word on road is Michael’s hiding in recovery from his lackjoke intolerance

by Maya.like.fire September 17, 2019

jelly insole

When you purposefully cum into a pair of shoes, hopefully somebody elses.

God d**nit, Tyler put jelly insoles into my new kicks!! I just fn bought these!!

by zedaenious April 29, 2020

lactose intolerance

hell

steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE

by You Don’t Need To Know That June 1, 2020

honey intolerant

a person who cannot stand the taste of honey, and throws up after consuming honey.

marina: omg I cant eat honey without throwing up!
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?

by tigergoesrawr August 3, 2021

haley indoe

She is an unloving peice of dooty shart but she smells like a bag of horse sheet.

Person 1:"Dude that girl smells like rotten cheese."
Person 2:" yeah she is Haley indoe, she reeks."

by Brosdudesandhoes April 9, 2022