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Stall jack

Excusing oneself to the restroom during working hours for a quick tug of the man meats.
Oh man, three minutes until the staff meeting, that's totally enough time for a stall jack.
by asdflasdfasdffff January 21, 2011
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Short-stalled

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.
Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!
by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019
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corner stall

when you're in the penultimate position at a
picnic table and don't want to turn to the last person because then you'll
be sequestered in conversation with them, because they have no one else to
talk to.
i mean sure, let's get some victuals but don't get in the corner stall.

my neck gets a crick easily so i had to corner-stall.

i wasn't hungry anymore but i got a corner-stalling helping of mac and cheese.
by relprof March 3, 2009
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tard stall

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.
Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"
by Litaker July 8, 2011
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stall grunts

Someone who grunts while they take a shit in a public stall even when there is someone in the stall next to them.
I had a hard time shitting at the fair while the dude in the stall next to me was letting out some loud stall grunts.
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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Jaleel Stallings

A guy from Minnesota who unknowingly shot at Minneapolis police in 2020 because they shot rubber bullets from a rented van and didn't identify himself.

He was acquitted of ALL charges and paid $1.5 million by the City of Minneapolis, and the cop who kicked him pleaded guilty to a felony.
Jaleel Stallings started the Good Apple Initiative to aid officers who want to report misconduct but fear retaliation.
by MrKrabsIHaveAnIdea February 28, 2025
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