fifth-cousin

1- Great-great-great-grandpibling's great-great-great-granchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents, zero great-great-great-grandparents and two great-great-great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
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by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Fifth place

Ass. Euphemism found on YouTube stories (typically about cheating wives) to get around profanity standards. Derived from Fifth base, which refers to anal sex.
Her skimpy dress barely covered her fifth place.
by ICDogg May 28, 2024
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Fifth

Comes after a “home run” in a sexual relationship. Anything not on bases 1 - 3 and a home run. You name it!
We took our sex to a whole new level! Fifth base baby!
by Thebeave February 17, 2021
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The Forty-Fifth Law

If a thread or conversation of any kind last long enough, it will always evolve into a thread about 45th President Donald Trump and things related to him
An example of "The Forty-Fifth law" is a thread on /an/ talking about which dog is the cutest, if given enough time the thread will be filled with people arguing about election fraud, calling each other racial slurs and accusations of having the inability of transitioning into a woman
by The Letter X February 04, 2021
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open fifth

Besides the "classic" musical-notes connotation, this phrase can also refer to either:
(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.
"I am hauling empty gin-bottles to the redemption center" is hardly an incriminating statement under most circumstances, so there should be no problem with any "open fifths", since conceivably you would have no need to remain silent if a policeman asks what's with all the bags of liquor-bottles in your back seat or trunk.
by QuacksO April 05, 2019
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fifth-cousin-7X-removed

Fifth-cousin-seven-times-removed (5C7R).
My fifth-cousin-7X-removed is a good person.
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fifth-cousin-5X-removed

Fifth-cousin-five-times-removed (5C5R).
My fifth-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 27, 2021
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