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Israeled

When that narcissist moves in your house too soon after you meet, (particularly in the winter because sleeping on a bench at this time of year won’t suffice) and sometime down the line he has to be removed by the police because he refuses to leave after he abuses you to no end; takes ownership of you, your soul, your house, he even tries sleeping with your neighbour and your sister too, that’s how entitled he is while stealing your money, lying to you, triangulating you with his mother and his dog too; gaslighting you, isolating, and smear campaigning against your person to make you look like you’re the crazy and abusive one.
Darling I’m sorry to say but I think you’ve been Israeled by a hobosexual.
by 8e8 December 27, 2023
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Israelizing

An act of creating some fake things and forcing other to believe it as a truth.
My friend mike believe that he has unicorn named duke and he is israelizing me to believe it otherwise he will break friendship with me.
by Mezzi__ January 25, 2024
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von ov Israel

von ov Israel is satanic com group found in Israel saw them on Roblox but I don't know the leader or when it was made
von ov Israel is bad and should be stopped
by Xxjames September 24, 2025
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Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.
Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
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Israeled

A term pathetic terrorists and nazis came up with to try and delegitimize a country and its people after that country kicked their terrorists asses.
Terrorist: dude we got our asses kicked, let’s make a smear campaign so we can feel better about ourselves. Israeled.
by Helsheurmdlwheheklwhx January 1, 2024
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Israel

A country founded in 1948 as part of a UN resolution recognizing Jewish self-determination.

The day it was founded, there was a big mess and the nations of Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt invaded Israel and lost, thus losing parts of the area dedicated to Palestinians in a war that they themselves started.
Israel is a country in the Southern Levant.
by person@person June 24, 2025
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Israeled

When you recover something that is yours and then the occupier that stole something with the help of others (eg. Philistines stealing the land with the help of Romans) pretends it was never yours and start to attack you with their new friends.
Jews are israeled because Palestinians ancestors stole the land with the help of Romans and then never wanted to give anything back. They don’t want to assume any responsibility of the atrocities jews had to go through because of their criminal act of taking all the land from jews and expelled them. Years later jews come back to share the land but Palestinians tried to bully and annihilate jews but they miserably failed.
by ThruthTeller1996 January 23, 2024
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