Someone who picks's a hero/agent (whatever it's called these days) at such speed that you won't be able to use them. Most commonly occurring in Games such as Valorant. This is most infuriating when the character they pick is the character that you like to use. Even more so when they are absolutely horrible at using them
by EternalBluey March 1, 2022
Get the Insta-Lockmug. Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.
by Cats917 July 25, 2016
Get the insta fakemug. 1)The act of taking photographs of food or drinks before consumption, typically with the intention of posting the image on a social networking website or otherwise sharing it with friends
2) The act of digitally capturing and sharing food and drink which became popularized on Instagram in the early 21st century
2) The act of digitally capturing and sharing food and drink which became popularized on Instagram in the early 21st century
My little sister can't make it through a day without Insta-eating at least twice, I had to stop following her.
by writing karma March 17, 2015
Get the Insta-eatingmug. : Lowbrow social media pseudo-wisdom touted as wisdom. Characterized by one or more of the following:
1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.
4. Often loaded with fluff.
1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.
4. Often loaded with fluff.
Examples of Insta-wisdom.
Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:
"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible
Example 2: Oversimplification:
There are three phases of life:
The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.
Example 3: Logical fallacies:
Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:
"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible
Example 2: Oversimplification:
There are three phases of life:
The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.
Example 3: Logical fallacies:
Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
by Dimebag Donny December 1, 2024
Get the Insta-wisdommug. Insta-PDA-er stands for people who flaunt their love in public displays of affection (PDA) on social media, typically not realizing that the likes on those posts are obligatory, which feeds in to their desire to flaunt their relationship in everyone's feed.
Insta-PDA-ers also tend to post PDA to either A. Make themselves feel wanted or superior to others or B. Are insecure of their relationship, thus resorting to bragging about it.
Insta-PDA-ers also tend to post PDA to either A. Make themselves feel wanted or superior to others or B. Are insecure of their relationship, thus resorting to bragging about it.
Dude, Kevin keeps posting lovey-dovey things on Instagram and it's really obnoxious
Seems like he's turned into an Insta-PDA-er, we should let him know no one fucking cares.
Seems like he's turned into an Insta-PDA-er, we should let him know no one fucking cares.
by Briskly May 12, 2019
Get the Insta-PDA-ermug.