Pretty shit town on the suburbs of chicago. Absolutely nothing to do here, besides roach infested dairy hut, and shu's sushi. Kids are either preppy ass rich white kids who go to the prison known as oswego east, or drug addicted wannabe thugs who go to oswego high.
by Cullen Barker September 27, 2019
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Hey Angelina..Still seein that 4 inch fellow, L'il Jon???
By the way..whats that funky Goo stuck on the bottom of your Nike...???
Angelina: oh..ohhhhhhh....I see him.. nowwwww!!!!!!!!!
By the way..whats that funky Goo stuck on the bottom of your Nike...???
Angelina: oh..ohhhhhhh....I see him.. nowwwww!!!!!!!!!
by just peachy April 10, 2006
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A huge shithole in Northern Illinois. Somehow is considered a suburb of Chicago but is 4 hours away. You can go swimming in the Rock River and solve 90 missing persons cases simultaneously. There’s nothing to do there besides smoke weed, kill people, and rob stores due to there being no jobs. It’s common nickname is Glockford. It’s one of the most dangerous cities in America, & it raises a bunch of shitheads. But everyone who lives here loves it despite its faults. Don’t move here though.
Guy 1: “Yo, you ever been to Rockford, Il?
Guy 2: “Dude I grew up there. Why you think I am the way I am?”
Guy 2: “Dude I grew up there. Why you think I am the way I am?”
by traphouzemri March 10, 2019
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Kim Il-sung City was known as Seoul prior to the fall of Seoul and the unification of Korea under Communist rule in 1997.
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Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Spring Grove, IL later.
Person 2: HELL NO!!!!!!! I'd rather get shot!
Person 1: Ok lets go outside and walk around town instead.
20 minutes later
Person 2: Hey look at that kid walking towards us. He has a sweatshirt that says Spring Grove, IL on it. He probably lives there.
Person 1: Lets kick his ass.
Person 2: I'm with you on that.
Person 2: HELL NO!!!!!!! I'd rather get shot!
Person 1: Ok lets go outside and walk around town instead.
20 minutes later
Person 2: Hey look at that kid walking towards us. He has a sweatshirt that says Spring Grove, IL on it. He probably lives there.
Person 1: Lets kick his ass.
Person 2: I'm with you on that.
by blackstreet December 8, 2010
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Mable Sue- "Why did that man just wave at me, I didnt know him."
Ellie May- "Well Gosh, he must be from Vienna, IL"
Ellie May- "Well Gosh, he must be from Vienna, IL"
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