by RenLollll December 20, 2020
Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine
"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
by Kirbylove May 06, 2018
Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction
by Rock n roll with Ziggy May 08, 2022
Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2022
A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.
'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!
The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
by teori April 03, 2022
by RenLollll December 20, 2020