kick the fire hydrant

the game of kicking a fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied

by SirStephen February 8, 2012

Stay Hydrated

The act of slurping up the essence of the male genitalia

When said to you the speaker is implying that you should quote on quote “Suck some dick”

Tony:hey Gertrude

Gertrude:yes Tom

Tony:stay hydrated

by YourUncleMax February 14, 2018

HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk

skilled gamer; needs life
secretly worshipped by many; they need lives
disappeared for long period of time; probably found life

a:omg josh doesnt wanna go play sc with us
b:calls josh* c'mon dont be a HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk

by ChickensBitch January 9, 2005

Fire Hydrant

The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, as a result of seeing or tasting something disgusting.

Her pussy smelled so fucking bad, I just did a fire hydrant right there.

by king bizzallz January 2, 2004

hydraulicking

What you will be doing when you lick a mythical dragon with many heads!

I was going to go to ren-fest, but then I got distracted hydraulicking

by Dickalan January 10, 2008

hydraulic angst

MALE; -need for sex, extreme worry over potentiality, probability of "flooding someones' tubing"

don blue got the pickup bar re-buff, and it was gasoline on the flames of his hydraulic angst!!

cindy was 'playing' billy's hydraulic angst!!

the escort helped drive off big ed's hydraulic angst!!

by michael foolsley May 16, 2011

Hyding

Acting in manners that proves to be extremely hip and cool. Trend-setting. Just like the famous ming wei.

Why are you hyding in macau?
Is hyding around really that cool?

by Hydethehyena August 6, 2017