how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

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how say you

how do you find? (addressed to the jury when requesting its verdict).

"Members of the jury, having heard the evidence and the arguments, how say you, is the defendant guilty or not guilty?"

"Foreperson, how say you as to the charge of grand larceny?"

"And so, to the matter of the first count, how say you?"

by Arminkshipper March 9, 2025

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How you fight fascism

By... Hoping they don't have guns and shooing them away like you're trying to keep your cat away from your plate?

Hym "If that's how you fight fascism I might not even need the Death-bots... Elon! I- Yeah, I think you wasted you time on the death bots... I don't think I'm gonna need the death-bots... You know what? Keep doing it. I might need a few for the south. It's fine."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2024

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