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History Student

Urm well I definitely read all about it...remind me will you? What is it again?
Phil: I'm an Accounting Student because I want to help rich people

Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV
by Chonk Jooper Jarke August 27, 2021
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oral history

Da timeline detailing your various "suckcesses" with a number of fellow humans.
With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!
by QuacksO June 6, 2019
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thot history

A hoe's past actions, her resumé.
Girl 1: Hey I'm dating Mark

Girl 2: Oooooooo I don't think that's a good idea girl I checked his thot history.
by Thecarter85 March 6, 2016
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Browsing History

Your mom will find out why are you searching Puuung or Korean Kissing
I delete all Browsing History so my mom will not find out why i search Puuung and even Korean Kissing
by Hyebun1 June 1, 2021
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history memer

usually used to described retards within a community based on historical discussion, this mainly includes those whom consistently post history memes, such as wehrmachts marching, with some text added above, for an example; "me and the boys on our way to paris.", in general, extremely unfunny material.

history memers seem to think that they are cool, yet it is quite the opposite, they are just losers whom have a massive network of gifs taking up 20 terabytes in their downloads folder.

a man going by the name of "Civollow", has described history memers as fat creatures with pimpled faces, round glasses and extremely large teeth.
some dude: fuck off history memer.

history memer: hahaha funny germany take poland go vroom boom kashoom

some dude: shut the fuck up.

history memer: romans when the carthage *insert giga chad*

some dude: ah fuck this guy.

discrod mod: *history memer was banned* reason: retarded history memer
by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc November 10, 2022
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dating history

A list of people with whom one has had sex with more than one time. "Dating history" is distinct from "list of one night stands" in that sex was completed on more than one occasion. "Dating history" is distinct from working as a concubine in that cash payments are generally not made by the male. "Dating history" is similar to working as a concubine in that payment is made by the male for sex by either buying food for the female and/or feigning interest in what the female says. "Dating history" has a shorter timeline than "in a relationship".
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.
from Cheatsheet.com: A look back at Ariadne Grande's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.
by 2020forever August 1, 2020
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relative history

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.
My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.
by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017
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