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High Bunch of Five

The act of tricking an annoying person mid-high five by making a fist and connecting with their nose instead of their awaiting hand and making it look like an accident.
A High Bunch of Five is a response to someone who constantly raises their hand in your face in anticipation of a high-five and gushes metaphorically: "Gosh - aren't i brilliant and clever?"

Should be followed with a remorsful looking 'Whoops! How did that happen?' expression.
by IAmRubytuesday February 18, 2009
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Wet high five

after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.
I gave your mother wet high five last night.

I feel no remorse.
by steelo47 February 19, 2024
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Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.
Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020
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High Five

When you take five hits to get really high. Another form is when you want to ask someone discretely if they wanna get really high.
Person 1: Wanna High Five?

Person 2: Sure
by JD M. January 28, 2021
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Air High Five

Guy who made this has got some weird ass toes
Mr. Blevins gave me another stupid “Air high five
by Guess who midget poo April 5, 2023
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High Five

The act of receiving a handjob while smoking weed.
"Hey babe, let's roll a joint and you give me a high five. ;)"
by StonerBearGirl June 2, 2024
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habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.
“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”
by ShellyD June 30, 2023
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