heiferlicious

adj. A portmanteau of heifer and bootylicious, used to describe a heavily-built woman who wears clothing which should only be worn by someone with an "ideal" body-type.

Clothing that exposes a gut, back fat or orange-peel legs would render the wearer heiferlicious.

by Benny Blanco from Bromley July 3, 2006

Heisenberg

Another name for white people.

Look here, you white, so you are Walter White, so you Heisenberg....

Look at that Heisenberg over there drinking that pumpkin spice latte.

I was riding with my one Heisenberg friend, he got pulled over by the cops, and they let him go without a ticket!

by Bro Bo Stevenson December 21, 2017

trifling heifer

A female cow or "trifling heifer" who goes around claiming they don't have "MAD COW DISEASE"- over and over again and agian - while the major symptoms are pianfuly obvious and visible.

"trifling heifer": "I don't have mad cow disease for the simple fact that I am not a Cow!!-I am acually a helicopter, and if anyone come out into this field to "put me down" or kill me saying i am diseased I will simply fly away."

by crazyvaletbob June 18, 2006

heineken

Piss water recovered from rampjaar

Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Heineken Shower

A halls of residence wet room/bathroom (drain in the floor in the middle of the room) comprising of a toilet, small sink and shower above. You can go out and have 12 pints of Heineken, come home, stick the shower on full, sit on the toilet whilst you spew down the drain the middle of the room.

Also good for getting ready for lectures the next day you can shit, shower and shave all at the same time

Heineken Shower

by Bunny Follocks November 22, 2010

heiden

A man who trys to teach but is an absolutely ass head that no one loves and has the mental capacity of a dead squirrel

Wow heiden ur really bad

by urmom6042967 January 18, 2022

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004