Halloween

Best night of the year for both kids and pedophiles.

mom: "Bye kids, Happy Halloween, remember to watch out for pedophiles."
kids: "We will mom."

by Dubiks October 31, 2018

Halloween Ends

Halloween Ends AKA the Corey Cunningham movie.

Person 1: Damn, they really needed Michael
Person 2: Ong bro its the Corey Cunningham movie featuring Michael Myers… sometimes

Person 1: now it IS halloween ends :(

by anonymous October 22, 2022

Mexican Halloween

Noun.

A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"

Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)

José: ¿Que?
(What?)

Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)

José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)

Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)

José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)

Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)

by PseudoFrank August 26, 2021

chaz harrowfeild

he is the worst person on the earth.

chaz harrowfeild is mean and dumbbbbbbbbbbbb!

by bob270 March 31, 2022

drunk on halloween by wallows

drunk on halloween by wallows is a song braeden wrote because he's cornudo BUT also because he said "we have to give Mila a song", so drunk on halloween is FOR mila you know? written FOR mila and ONLY MILA

That's Mila's song! Must be Drunk on halloween by wallows

by milatearss November 1, 2020

mexican halloween

mexican halloween is when a dude gets a blowjob from a chick with a mouth full of hot tamales candy , and then ejaculates on her face while yelling trick or treat

dude was dissapointed that his girlfriend didn't have any hot tamales so he only got a regular blow job instead of celebratina mexican halloween

by dirkus November 1, 2009

halloween kitkat

2 fingers in stead of the full four( you know...with a broad)

i was in bed with your mom and i gave her the halloween kitkat.

by thedalmation December 9, 2007