Hanky Bastard

A term used to address somebody when you're too drunk to recognise whos talking to you

Guy: Bro! Get the fuck away from my girl... I'm gonna kick the shit outta you!
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard

Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight

by pseudodactyl November 3, 2010

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Hankerin for a shankerin

When simple island folk visit a big city and seek out a way to get a good old fashioned shanking to earn their validation.

Bobby: "Heading up to Radar this weekend. Golly gee I'm hankerin for a shankerin!!"

by Potatoe124 February 25, 2013

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honkey muppet

A Caucasian infant.

Get them fucking honkey muppets inside before I get my belt, Jessie.

by Thebundys April 19, 2023

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Jasper Haney

A man in the time of the 1600's who participated in the act of bestiality with various mammals followed by a long period of crying.

The Jasper Hanies of 1654 had gone into great orgies with numerous sheep, cats, dogs, and mice. Afterwords, a Jasper Haney would go into a corner and cry itself to death.

by Sayanna Ted January 12, 2010

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The Hackeysack

1. This is the term used to describe having sex with your girl and you both have chest colds. Deprived of oxygen and in the throws of passion you both break out into a frenzy of dry hacking just before you nut.
2. Uncontrollable hacking and coughing while making out with your partner, but because it feels so dam good you continue even though your about to pass out and have a stroke.

Me and my girl have both been sick this week, last night while watchin tv we did the hackeysack... then called 911 cuz we couldnt breathe.

by Master Gi December 24, 2017

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