Face handle

A moustache of such substantial size that it can be used to wield the face.

"Woahhhh, I am totally envious of that face handle, it is majestic!"

by Higher Priest October 15, 2017

puss handle

The appendage on the back of a cat. A “puss handle” is commonly referred to as a tail.

You should never pick up a cat by it’s puss handle.

by JasonTheGoldfish July 2, 2021

OS handle

The OH SHIT! handle, found on the ceiling of cars for the passenger(s) to grab any time their seat belts don't make them feel safe enough due to the driver's bad driving. Some people use them to hang their blazers on coatracks in the back.

The passenger grabbed the OS handle, fearing for his life, as the driver swerved and sped through traffic at a breakneck speed.

by WowzaCowza January 2, 2014

gay handle

The busniness end of a dildo. The person giving to the reciever.

Hey johnny do you want to be the gay handle tonight?

by drchapstic March 30, 2015

hammer handle

a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl

Oh god... no more venison steaks. I just dropped a fuckin' hammer handle!

by your mom September 8, 2003

Milk Handles

A derogatory term for a set of boobs big enough to hang on to.

Dayyyyymmmmm check out that girls Milk Handles!!!

by Jay-Sauce February 3, 2010

Black Handle

The manipulative act of a white man/white woman who only engages in relationships with black men/black women with the soul purpose to manipulate the decisions of the black man/black woman into not having a mind of his/her own to make the black man/woman dependent/submissive to the will their white partner by use manipulative tactics treating and talking him/her like child, animal or property instead of treating him/her like a partner/spouse and also abusive behavior can be present.

I feel sorry for that dude because his wife likes to black handle him like he's her dog.

by Capital Tonight Sucks February 28, 2021