Bacon Handle

Penis

Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!

by Bacon Handler December 13, 2011

Face handle

A moustache of such substantial size that it can be used to wield the face.

"Woahhhh, I am totally envious of that face handle, it is majestic!"

by Higher Priest October 12, 2017

puss handle

The appendage on the back of a cat. A “puss handle” is commonly referred to as a tail.

You should never pick up a cat by it’s puss handle.

by JasonTheGoldfish July 03, 2021

Blowback Handle

Buns or pigtails on a sex partners’ head, for which when giving oral sex, when the receiving partner is climaxing, they can use the hair as “handles” to force them closer to climax harder.

Hey Chad, check out Brittany’s blowback handles, I bet that’s a nice ride.

by Milky toasty March 24, 2022

hammer handle

a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl

Oh god... no more venison steaks. I just dropped a fuckin' hammer handle!

by your mom September 08, 2003

Black Handle

The manipulative act of a white man/white woman who only engages in relationships with black men/black women with the soul purpose to manipulate the decisions of the black man/black woman into not having a mind of his/her own to make the black man/woman dependent/submissive to the will their white partner by use manipulative tactics treating and talking him/her like child, animal or property instead of treating him/her like a partner/spouse and also abusive behavior can be present.

I feel sorry for that dude because his wife likes to black handle him like he's her dog.

by Capital Tonight Sucks February 28, 2021

Milk Handles

A derogatory term for a set of boobs big enough to hang on to.

Dayyyyymmmmm check out that girls Milk Handles!!!

by Jay-Sauce February 03, 2010