I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by Don Engel May 17, 2004

obama hamburger 

eating a hamburger while shitting in the mouth of your lover and singing the star spangled banner

I gave her an obama hamburger on the fourth of july!

obama hamburger by mama obama bahama February 19, 2014

The Hamburger 

A penis trick in which you fold your dingy between and under your beanbag. Proceed to hold it there and twist the entire unit as a whole. Now your dingy should be between your balls in the horizontal position. If done right the outcome will strikingly resemble a hamburger. Comes with a sesame seed bun.

Ladies love the hamburger.

The Hamburger by the one and only brad January 23, 2004

Robert Hamburger

The funny ass "kid" that wrote the book Real Ultimate Power about how sweet ninjas are.

Read the book, its fucking awesome

Robert Hamburger by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Reverse hamburger

The act of thrusting a penis in between a woman's butt cheeks to cause ejaculation, while the woman reaches under and squeezes the scrotum tightly and shakes vigorously.

banging a chick doggie style and then pulling out and sticking your dick in between her butt cheeks and fucking them while she reaches behind and grabs the shit out of your balls untill you nut. This is known as the " Reverse hamburger "

Reverse hamburger by jastlye March 13, 2009

max hamburger

A stuckup, uncoordinated, "cute dog" owner, waste of space, jv golfer, arrogant piece of dirty sanchez who has a man in the doat and no dingus

1. Max Hamburger is a uncoordinated sillybitch

2. Max Hamburger is a jv golfer

max hamburger by yours truley May 2, 2004

Rectal Hamburger 

The spot at the top of your ass where the cheeks meet, but their is no hole behind them yet.

Mr. Spiffy tried sodomizing Frank, but to no prevail, because he was trying to penetrate the rectal hamburger, it fooled him!

Rectal Hamburger by The Pimp's Bologna February 28, 2008